Monday 7 May 2012

cat lady

"It's four in the afternoon and you're still sleeping?"
"Where were you last night?"
"You did what?!"
"What do you mean you got yourself into this, you can get yourself out?"
"How can you look this gorgeous all the time?"
"You're the director?  How did you get all the way up there?"
"Are you calling me a bitch?"

A cat lady never tells.

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